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    10/11/2009

    好和平啊

    我日,奥巴马得了诺贝尔和平奖。
    从来没想过挪威人这么逗的,时代变了,诺贝尔奖也开始无厘头了。
     
    其实我觉得应该把诺贝尔和平奖发给默克,以奖励大娘在执政期间没有发起第三次世界大战;
    或者应该把诺贝尔和平奖发给胡温,奖励二人在执政期间没有发起台海战争,报复日本,侵略印度,打击韩国,骚扰美国本土。
    或者把诺贝尔和平奖发给金正日,奖励老头子一辈子都没有发起过核战争,尽管所有人都知道丫在加班加点的赶制核弹;
    最不济也可以把和平奖发给萨达姆嘛,奖励这孙子在敌人的轰炸中保持最大程度的忍耐,不放一枪一炮躲在地洞里为减少伊拉克人民流血而做出了杰出的贡献!
     
    以这个逻辑干脆把诺贝尔化学奖发给我好了,因为我对世界化学研究的贡献和奥巴马对世界和贡献基本属于一个当量,
    要知道我也可以穿的人模狗样豪情万丈的说(注意,只要说就行了):我要从此翻开人类化学研究的新篇章,Yes, I can!
     
    只要不发动战争就能够拿诺贝尔和平奖,这个世界可真是和平的令人发指。
     

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    我觉得发给我比较合适。看在我把德意日三大纳粹团伙紧密地团结在我周围安分守己的过日子的份上……
    Nov. 10
    smiling YANwrote:
    可惜的是,在“豪情万丈的说”这一点上,显然你的行动力不够呀!
    Oct. 13
    w winifredwrote:
    我从阿甘那边链接过来的....听说这叫和平梦想奖... 有招安之功效, 让奥生以后不敢乱动...
    Oct. 12
    Tina Zwrote:
    厄,还真是无厘头啊……
    Oct. 11
    Jia Wangwrote:
    不投毒的厨子就是好厨子?寒~
    Oct. 11
    Jia Wangwrote:
    和不收贿赂的官员就是好官员,不收红包的医生就是好医生是一个道理的
    Oct. 11
    Junhe Ganwrote:
    我当时看到这个新闻的时候我就崩溃啊,
    就是说做人还是要做坏人,
    一直坏啊一直坏,
    哪天不坏了,
    有奖拿哦!
    Oct. 11

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